Know me

        My name is Vishesh. Vishesh means special. Special people are everywhere.

(Including the modest person writing this. My mom tells me I can be a special

annoyance.  It is inevitable that I will pester her with "what if" questions all day.

Now, I'm required to come with a possible answer for every "what if". That spoils the

effect of my superior pestering skill. I think I am getting more talkative these days,

and that should improve my family's listening skills. 

        I take care of my mind and body. I use a special oil to keep them from squeaking. The ingredients are the following:

Brain Teasers: Puzzles.

Swimming: Good for the body, Except for a water-filled

nose. Gross!

Basketball: Helps you grow, unless you get trampled by

metal players being attracted to the magnetized ball.

Volleyball: Hand-arm coordination. Unfortunately, that

sore arm won’t move for a while.

Soccer: makes your legs grow as big as trees.

Wallball: Umm… just for fun. 

       Here is an exciting exclusive executive summary of things that I don’t enjoy.

I think our bushes everywhere are scared of our President, and he should be pulled

out of the ground. The U.S, has tried to pacify the world by dropping bombs.

Pollution also gets on my nerves. Educated people make devices that will bring the

Earth to its hands and knees. Global Warming will cause the Earth to flood. We live

in one crazy world! I reflect that the thing I scream most about is getting to school

on time. Every day I yell my lungs out at my dad or my mom.  I never know if I

actually needed to shout though, because my parents always get me to my “office” on

time. Besides that, I am on my "OWN". Thank God.