Sports, like life

Swimming is my favorite sport. It pumps your lungs and heart, strengthens the arms and legs, and, best of all, keeps you thin. :) Besides, at least the parents aren't biting their fingernails and worrying about whether you will still have all of your bodyparts at the end. Soccer and basketball are twins, and if both are played, it works almost the same muscles as swimming. Also, I have a clear goal, and I train myself and invest my time in getting better. Golf, croquet, and volleyball are played by all those filthy rich men, so just in case I win the lottery or finally come to my senses, I ought to give them a chance, I guess. Track and field are out, since I have asthma and don't enjoy simply running in circles my whole life. Frankly, I want to get somewhere.