Monday, May 01, 2006

Some family definitions

Grandparent:A person who says "yes".

Parent:A person who says "no".

Child: A person who says "Can I, please?"

Infant: A really small person who doesn't say anything but still cries.

Teenager:A person who has already made up his or her mind but still says "Can I, please?"

4 comments:

Maneesha said...

Parent is right, Javinci. A teenager can't "please" a parent :-).

Vishesh said...

Yeah. But then again, a parent just can't seem to please a kid either. Only GRANDparents have ultimate spoiling power. :)

Maneesha said...

Grandparents say "yes" - because Grandparents have memories of your goregeous, understanding and thoughtful parents as teenagers.

Vishesh said...

Exactly. They remember how horrible you were as kids when they said no to you. So our grandparents want us to turn out better and say YES.